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Yesterday: he's finished. Today: you keep mocking I keep counting money. It's not luck. I just did the math. I can afford the loss

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Payrolls rose by 115,000 last month, and the unemployment rate stayed at 4.3%. Economists surveyed by Bloomberg had estimated a median gain of 65,000 jobs following March’s blockbuster increase of 178,000 roles, which was revised to 185,000. However, February’s jobs report was revised lower to a loss of 156,000 positions.

That was an actual notification sent by revolut

Was really convinced today was going to be the day that we saw some big pullback, and Mr. convinced me decided to keep adding puts as we kept going up. Went into a bit of drawdown and added more where I probably shouldn’t have, but hey. The drop was really quick! They say if it’s good enough to screenshot shot you should take profit. I say take profit at the absolute peak/bottom! 😭😂 I only sold for like 55k but still happy.

… Non farm payrolls can be shortened to “NoFaP”. Can we normalise this? So it becomes a thing to casually say “Hey guys it’s NoFaP Friday, please watch your risk.” On all the morning risk calls across the industry. “I got really screwed over by NoFaP last week.” “I held it all the way through NoFaP then had to give up.” And if it gets really normalised, Wall Street firms can send out client updates like “NOFAP PREVIEW” and HR can’t really do anything about it. I thought it’d be pretty aweso

My portfolio from last year to now, the good and bad, a lot of margin (portfolio diversity wrong). AMD (35k+) -> AMZN INTC (10k+) -> LMT FIG (34k+)-> FIG (20k+)-> RDDT (20k+) -> SMR OKLO UUUU (40k+) -> tech stocks fucked (HOOD, Netflix, Reddit) dummy held for awhile -> Rubrik NOW (10k+) -> All-in (NOW) Sorry didn’t screenshot losses in between, cause didn’t feel good. But about (-50k) from all time at 87k right now, feels lowkey bad.

I want a sugar daddy

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/qp1oMGsZpo Mods I know it's smaller than what's allowed but 16x in 30 seconds is pretty hilarious to me. Feel free to remove.

Q1 Earnings Report is out. Revenue of $200.3M vs. $189.4M est. Adj. EBITDA of $(11.8M) vs. $(26M) est. Q2 guidance: Revenue of $225-240M vs. $205.2M est. Adj. EBITDA of $(20-26M) vs. $(15.1M) est. SIGNED LARGEST LAUNCH DEAL EVER, MULTIPLE NEUTRON AND ELECTRON LAUNCHES https://sherwood.news/markets/rocket-lab-q1-earnings-sales-eps-results-report/

across-the-board ⁠tariffs were not ​justified ​under ⁠a ​1970s ​trade ⁠law

Qqq and SOXX have now gone in reverse. Qqq was up today almost one percent while soxx was down 1% Semis have no more room to grow. People's risk exposure is rotating out of semis The gamma squeeze is done. Fuck your calls on semis. Im not selling this shit until it goes to 1mln. Get fucked

I started this account with less than $50K a year ago. Today it’s over $1 million. And I did it without buying a single option. It was not easy. There were times I bought stocks and instantly went red. There were periods where my account went nowhere for months. The biggest thing I learned is that conviction and patience matter more than people think. 58 days ago I posted when my account hit $523K. 191 days ago I posted when it hit $391K. My first huge trade was SBET when Ethereum treasury

New management, same brand new facilities. Maybe they never reach full utilization but I'm betting they do until I see something that convinces me otherwise.

Oil Barron

Made all my money gambling and doing 0dte and lost all my money doing 0dte like most people on here. This loss was around 10 months ago haven’t touched options or any type of gambling since. I lost all this money on the span of a year and 1/4 of it was made in online casinos to make it worst. Any tips on making this back that’s not in the market or a Wendy’s hat lol?